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蜀水闻涛

12/17/2010

笑死不偿命的 Chinglish

个人珍藏, by 很黑很非洲.
  1. we two who and who!
    咱俩谁跟谁啊!
  2. how are you ? how old are you?
    怎么是你?怎么老是你?
  3. you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
    你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们!一起上!
  4. as far as you go to die!
    有多远死多远!
  5. hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!!
    有事起奏,无事退朝 !!
  6. you me you me
    彼此彼此
  7. You Give Me Stop!!
    你给我站住! !
  8. know is know ,noknow is noknow…
    知之为知之,不知为不知…
  9. Watch Sister
    表妹
  10. dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken ,mouse’son can make hole!!
  11. 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
  12. I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face
    给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
  13. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
    车祸现场描述
  14. heart flower angry open
    心花怒放
  15. go past no mistake past
    走过路过,不要错过
  16. 小明:I am sorry!
    老外:I am sorry too!
    小明:I am sorry three!
    老外:What are you sorry for?
    小明:I am sorry five!
  17. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
    要钱没有,要命一条
  18. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
    我叫李老大,今年25。
  19. you have two down son
    你有两下子。
  20. good good study,day day up!
    好好学习,天天向上:
  21. Open the door see mountain
    开门见山
  22. five flowers eight doors
    五花八门
  23. people mountain people sea
    人山人海
  24. Un-ding-able
    顶不住了
  25. You go see see
    你去看看.
  26. Moon under old man
    月下老人
  27. many people die, no see you die.
    咁多人死唔见你死。
  28. die away
    死开
  29. If you no three no four, I give you some color to see see!
    如果你不三不四,我给你点颜色看看。
  30. Ask what ask!
    问什么问!
  31. see what see!
    看什么看!
  32. laugh what laugh!
    笑什么笑!
  33. Have one leg with somebody.
    跟某人有一腿。
  34. What thing?
    什么事?
  35. Two breasts
    二奶
  36. Pack two breasts
    包二奶。
  37. watch uncle
    表叔

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回复自“笑死不偿命的 Chinglish”

  1. 才看到一半,我也已经 Un-ding-able 了,笑岔气了都。。。。

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